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PUP goes Achilles

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Nomads
Ugin
VS ALEPH
Cepacles

Once...

...upon a time, there was a handful of Nomads crew, embarked upon a disguised freighter "What do you think jazz is?", heading urgently to a satelite named Raveneye, to answer the call of duty.
Which is obviously not the name of the ancient video game from 21th century, but it was an earnest plead from fellow Corregidoran meteorheads, to provide any kind of support defending the Combined Army forces.

Uvenze and his crewmates always made much of fellow citizens of Nomads nation(excpet those crazy labtechs from Praxis, sinister-grinned mafias of Tunguska, or sweaty EVA laborers from Corregidor), so they were eager to put bullet holes in those evil-space-monkeys or any kind of alien threat.

But then, you know what, there was a brigade of Steel Phalanx cosplayers who were doing the reenact ceremony of ancient Greek battle between Pepsi versus Coca-Cola(infos could be inaccurate, viewer's discretion is advised) or something.

It was too late to stop the Bakunian crewmates hauling off the ship to the Greek battleground(seems like they've got some kind of violent hatred against Aleph-cosplayers), so Uvenze just decided to join them, warm the body up before confronting the aliens.

Bakunian crewmates were so hyped so that they released three pack of Uberfalkommandos, and Lieutenant Schneider from Moderator Corps commanded chimeras to stand by and wait until the enemy's best cosplayer of the month, Achilles, comes out.

Achilles who recognized an odor from Pupniks, hurled himself right into the defense line of Bakunian invaders with his BFF Patroclus.

They've confronted a chonky boi with chonky gun on his shoulder, which is pointed right towards them, so Achilles decided to shoot off the chonky bastard.

But the boi was chonky enough to withstand Aleph's best warrior's marksmanship, and burns off Regular Orders of Achilles's group into few.

Patroclus, who was watching this stupidity all along, lost patience and ran out to shoot HMG by spending Achilles's Lieutenant Order with his NCO skill, eventually killing the chonky Taskmaster with one shot.

Feeling embarassed, Achilles had nothing to do but reposition himeself to the opportune spot to go into Suppressive Fire State.

And a band of Greek rock band, which consists of very angry vocalist Ajax plus not-so-impressive sidekicks, pushed up front to protect the Beacon.

Immediately after Steel Phalanx's turn ends, three set of excited puppies charged through the table with speed, but they had to spend quite an amount of Orders, since the Aleph cosplayers were cunning enough to hold the line with 4 heros in Suppressive Fire state, spraying their guns onto the battlefield.

Anyhow a set of puppies successfully made the first handshake(claws and teeth included) with the angry vocalist. His sidekicks, I mean Myrmidons and Machaon returned fire hurriedly, but they were not fast enough to protect the vocalist, only killing 2 Pupniks while Ajax was forced to activate NWI state.

Chimera's bulletproof vest was capable enough to protect her from Machaon's combi rifle, which allowed her to whip him again and again with a Pupnik by her side, eventually killing the big'ole angry giant.

But they've spent too many orders to make Puppies to get to Ajax, so the turn ends and Achilles was still alive.

Losing one of his cosplayer comrade was such a grief, and Achilles converted the sadness into rage. He ran into Bakunian's defense line,

and killed another chonki boi hiding behind the cover like a coward.

Another set of Puppies were approacing Achilles, wanting a big hug, so Achillies decided to make a big circle shooting them off.

Then there was an angry Riot Grrl pulling a trigger of her Missile Launcher toward Achilles, but his rage was so intense that it made him draw his Spitfire faster than the speed of a hungry teenager rushing toward the dinner table, silencing the Riot Grrl in a millisecond.

He shooted down the leader of free-hugging Puppies with one shot of his Spitfire,

And then another leader of Puppies who were angry seeing her comrade falling down.

Finally, when the battlefield was full of dead Bakunians, Patroclus has found a secret message sticking out of a chonki Taskmaster's pocket which says,

"I've hidden several set of fursuit in the lootbox, god I love Pupniks"

...therefore, Achilles and Patroclus rushed to the lootbox(Beacon) Bakunians brought with them, and it was ful of furry fursuit imitating the Pupniks and Chimera. Damn, those Bakunians love Pupniks so much that they bring 3 Uberfals to the battlefield, and a box full of fursuit along with them.

Anyhow, Achilles and his BFF brought the lootbox back to the reenact cosplay party, and believe it or not, they've kept on reenacting the ancient Greek Battle of Furs happily ever after.

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