Durgama Takeover

The unknown ranger and his lackies come out of the ranger station and build a campfire.
From behind the billowing smoke it creates, UKR shoots his musket at the defenseless zayin.
The plucky little rebot gives as good as it gets, and after several blind volleys, UKR takes a bullet to the shoulder.

Cursing, the unknown rangers calls upon the eagle companion that every American hand-rears from an egg. The raptor descends from the sky and tips over the rebot, leaving it wobbling like a helpless turtle.
The ground starts to rumble.
Several myrmidons look at each other nervously.
Ranger Smokey the Bearpode emerges from the smoke and starts charging forward.
Smokey reaches a crossroad, on his right Officer Jobber and her enomotachos, on his left four of the greatest heroes the Steel Phalanx has ever seen.
Jobber and her myrmidons strike a group pose.
Ajax flexes his eyebrows, the muscles off his face ripple with power.
Smokey turns right and charges the myrmidons.
They dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge his shotgun shells and claws, returning fire when they find openings.
When the dust settles, Smokey stands surrounded by four dead myrmidons. He collapses of exhaustion and begins hibernating.

The heroes start running forward to engage the enemy. As an after thought, Acmon tosses a trashcan lid at the zayin, expertly flipping it back right-side-up.

The heroes close in on the campsite. Hector leads the charge, trading gunfire with UKR. Ultimately the atek realizes that his musket is no match for hector's plasma gun. The ranger, patcher and Varangian are swallowed in a pillar of star fire.
Hector "Now that's what I call a cookout!"
Hector strides forward, casually scattering a mob of Scots guards.

Acmon listens carefully, and notices a muffled stream of incomprehensible Scottish profanity coming from a taxidermied bear.
Realizing the jig is up, Uxia McNeal ruptures her way out of her ursine hiding place. She and Acmon begin furiously exchanging pistol fire.
Uxia falls over dead, and Acmon blows the smoking trail of nanobots from the barrel of his pistol.
Acmon "Why use assault pistols when it only takes one good shot?"

Another bearpode comes running forward. Hector shoots at it, but it throws a smoke grenade in his face and runs past him.
Yakety sax begins to play as the bear chases Machaon and Acmon in circles around the lodge.
Eventually he tramples Acmon and runs off into the wilderness with Machaon in his teeth.
A raveneye officer and an emerging SAS try double teaming Ajax, but he laughs as their bullets bounce off his armor and dissolves the SAS in a spray of nanoparticles.

Hector finishes off the last remaining scots guards with a casual shot over his shoulder.
Hector stomps his boot, and Ajax cheers.
The couple surviving rangers flee back into the wilderness.

Final Score:
Steel Phalanx 10 Kosmoflot 1