Durgama Takeover

“Let me think how to writte this report without spit my coffe in disgust…Im just Angry
we were send here; to clean up and savage whatever was left behind, before the next attack from the combined army (or Alepht).

Everything was fine, a lot of equipment was left behind!
Everything was fine until a yu jing squad entered the module.
Demanding (or babbling, say that they can demand something means they have enough inteligence to speak properly…)
that we must surrender them any war criminal, data or access to our databases about something something JSA war criminals.
I dont remember if we got war criminals from JSA in bakunin, corregidor or tunguska. Probable we have, or we will have (everyone is welcome)…
But no way in the world i would give the access to anything (maybe those morons were sended by alepht or some shit like that);
And surrender them war criminals? We dont have any warcriminal with us in our team…Any JSA war criminal, to be clear; we dont speak of what Ulrich did.

Polite as i can be, i gave an answer to that idiot:
“No, we cant give you access to anything, but i can asure you; we dont have any…”

And those morons start shooting.
it was pure madness.

A Tiger operative poking our sides and a furry-like remote was maybe the most annoying part of the battle.
Most of the squad remotes stayed in the back creating a bullet-wall; and the transformable remote just run everywhere, shooting, bitting and Meowing!

WHY SOMEBODY WOULD PROGRAM A REMOTE TO MEOW!?
OUR IT HACKER ENDED HITTING IT AWAY USING A BUNCH OF OLD ETHERNET CABLE AS A WHIPP IN MELEE COMBAT FOR GOD SAKE! (i need to give that guy a beer; that was so silly, yet awesome).

At the end; the yu jing operatives were just shooting stun bullets;
and after their officers begun to argue between them and shouting things, pale and confused the gunfire stopped
and called something like “ha ha …it was…an excercise! we had to…test our warcriminal hunt skill…
thank you all; have a nice day…no reason to report this…” Blah blah blah… (babble babble babble).

and they left in a hurry. Apparently, somebody screwed this operation and they have to retreat before hell got lose or something.

We suffered one casualty; Gary the sin eater. After getting stuned, Gary fell and broke his neck against a stair.
Honestly, we are not gonna miss him; Gary was an bootlicker asshole and nobody liked him.
IM GONNA FIND THAT LIEUTENAND AND PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. ”

-Captain Carroll; from the rabbittactical moderator squad.-