Welcome back to MEDEVAC, where we bring you the best of Haqqislam humanitarian efforts in zones of conflict. I’m BiotechVera, and as you can see, I’m alive and well; but let’s put the gossip to rest:
Yes, I was detained by Yu JIng’s Imperial Secret Service.
No, they did not torture me,
*Mutter*although I was manhandled by a very irritated female Kwang Shi Controller Celestial Dragon.
I was cleared of any wrongdoing and I’m back.
Tonight’s show is brought to you by Logistics and Territorial Solutions, who are now hiring NA2 groups for limited access operations on behalf of Haqqislam.
Interested parties can contact their Recruiting Officers at [email protected]
This time we bring you a very anticipated event! The All-New Medical Rescue Team Wrecking Belles square off against the Legendary Crazy Cats!
The Crazy Cats are a Tactical Squadron commanded by the resourceful Intruder Midnight; and have engaged in combar with Sireen Barakat’s Sand Cats several times over the years, generating a friendly rivalry between the two groups.
This is the first time the Wrecking Belles confront the Crazy Cats without the support of the Sand Cats. Let’s hope their superhuman physiques are up to the task.
Last episode, Battle Charmer was Quantronically attacked by the conniving Magpie Conclave, who allegedly kidnapped Scarlet Tanager a few years back, and were also allegedly responsible for the takeover of her company Stargem Shipping.
Interrogation of a detained Equinox Operative gave the Belles an access key to a backdoor terminal, located inside a security vault on the outskirts of the Darpan Xeno-station.
Unfortunately, as they broke the perimeter, a Biotechvore was released. Now the Wrecking Belles were on a race against time if they wanted to get any useful data from the soon to be doomed terminal.
The Malak 6 Ghulam Fireteam saw movement on the left flank, discovering a Bandit who ran into the vault.
The ever-reliable Chocobot stunned the Bandit as he entered the vault, with a well-placed Flash Pulse.
The rest of the Crazy Cats advanced cautiously and out of sight of our brave ladies.
Delara, the Motorized Recon Unit moved forward to get her Sensor-bot, “Baguette,” in range of a camouflaged unit, revealing a female Bandit. This bad lass was the protagonist of a terrible scuffle with the Al ‘Hawwa, Turret Spider, over the Jaguar Pedro, her boyfriend at the time.
Delara then popped smoke over the right flank, to open a path for the mighty Obliterette.
The Chocobot tried to get closer to the vault, to enhance Battle Charmer’s hacking range, but was met with a deadly hug from a Crazy Koala.
These mechanical misfits are a staple of the Crazy Cats' MO, and have caused a lot of headaches to our heroines in the past.
Obliterette parachuted into the theater of operation under the cover of smoke, and activated a single-use Jammer to undermine the terminal’s defensive network.
She then went on a rampage, eliminating several key units of the Crazy Cats, including Mordecai, the Moran, a female Hellcat, an Evo REM and the just recruited Alguacil Lieutenant; reminding the Crazy Cats and all of our audience, why they call her Obliterette.
Scarlet Tanager deftly dispatched Jubba, the other Moran Massai, before he could highjack the terminal. If there is one thing the Nomads can do well, it’s Hacking, and Scarlet Tanager was not taking any chances.
Meanwhile, Battle Charmer decided to Faerie Fire the Bandit, who placed a nasty looking camouflaged deployable in response.
Mini Maggie then shot a Guided Missile on the hapless Bandit, scattering his hopes, dreams and internal organs to the wind.
Battle Charmer then enters the coveted vault, but is greeted by another Crazy Koala. Fortunately, the Wrecking Belles have had enough experience with these anarchic automatons to be able to dodge their lethal embrace.
The death throes of the Rafiq as it was completely shut down signaled our heroines that the Biotechvore had arrived. They were running out of time!
Already wounded from her previous battles, Obliterette dueled with the last remaining Hellcat. She took down her opponent, but finally collapsed due to her multiple injuries.
Scarlet Tanager had her own duel against a Sombra, who was able to catch her by surprise, a feat that would not have happened before the accident that altered the Wrecking Belles physiology.
But while Scarlet Tanager lost her sixth sense, a Breaker Rifle that would down her in the past, barely tore holes in the fabric of her uniform, without even bruising the statuesque brunette’s porcelain skin.
With her Light Shotgun, Battle Charmer denied the las Sombra entrance to the vault. And as she analyzed the data collected from the terminal, she found something truly disturbing.
Superb return, thanx for a great game! Always love the flavor of the reports and the stories that flesh out our armies!
Thank you! You are our best employee!
Best regards
Logistical & Territorial Solutions
Fantastic like all your reports!
Fantastic report! tours are always among the best one! Would love a story vs the testosterone of the Phalanx
I’m imagining BiotechVera reporting this like the weather, gesturing at orbital camera feeds on the green screen. “As you can see there’s a large front of high explosive rounds coming in from the East”
DangerRose again – love these reports 🙂
Your art style in these is great! Hod long does it take you to make one?
Okay that was freaking amazing! I love Delara and “Baguette” but “it’s morbin’ time freaking killed me. Absolutely amazing report once again commander!
Your graphics are something else! Can I have your graphic of my signature unit maybe?
Fluffy report with some great character to it, and always appreciate comics style visual annotations. Magnificent work!
Impressive!
Excellent report! So nice.
Again a fantastic report, thank you very much!
Excellent work! scattering his internal organs to the wind ROFL!
Excellent!
Great work!
great!!