Durgama Takeover

Infinity

Don't Stare You Pervert!

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Yu Jing
Cmdr. Philip von Kruse
VS ALEPH
Captain Jag Kara

After Aleph secured the Gekidan research park, Yu Jing approached them with an offer for a training exercise after verifying that the JSA indeed had little to no hold of the area. Much to their surprise, the training exercise ended up taking a bit of a turn due a particularly pervy Aleph combatant.

YJ:
Shang Ji LT with HMG
Tai Sheng with Mk 12
Shang Ji hacker
Zuyong Paramedic
Krit Kokram, the mand himself, with a Feuerbach

Participating in this exercise on the side of Aleph was:
Machaon as their LT
Myrmidon with Spitfure
Myrmidon base with nothing fancy
Thrasymedes the Perv
Thorakites Paramedic
Thorakites Forward Observer
Hyppolita
Probot
And finally
Netrod
&
Netrod

At the beginning, each commander rolled for initiative, with YJ winning the roll-off. Sadly, the options available were to either give Aleph the chance for first turn, or alternatively allow them to give the YJ commander the side of the board with far less cover to utilize. In the end, the YJ commander chose first turn as to prevent the Aleph commander from seizing the initiative immediately.

The battle proceeded with the buff Zuyong fireteam moving up to the first console and after sneaking and proning a bit, activating it with the Shang Ji hacker. Afterwards, Tai Sheng had a wardrobe malfunction which Thrasymedes the Perv ogled at and Tai Sheng too exception to that, hitting him with *two* crits (fluffed as her hitting him with one shot in each family jewel) and somehow the Shang Ji hacker and Tai Sheng avoided the missile that was fired in return.

After activating the second console safely, the turn went to Aleph. At this point, Hyppolita made her entrance ot avenge the now forever unborn children of Thrasymedes and proceeded to absolutely dumpster the Zuyong based fireteam by a combination of ridiculous CC skill and eclipse grenades to prevent interference, while other units worked in the background to activate two consoles.

After the team was more or less dumpstered, Hyppolita and the Probot proceeded to activate the last console and yeet all the HVT’s, resulting in a resounding defeat for YJ despite the promising start.

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The map, before deployment.

YJ Deployment.
After careful considering and knowing that Aleph has access to some really nasty melee peeps, the decision was nonetheless made to make a big Zuyong fireteam, that hopefully should be able to score at least one crit if Hippolyta showed up, as was suspected. Anything else should be manageable if it could be caught at range.

Another angle of the Yu Jing troop deployment, not keeping all the three HVT's in frame this time.

Aleph, having more units available with their various tricks, spreads them our with their cheeky netrods placed in cover. The Probot and the Thorakites are placed in the center of their deployment zone, with the myrmidons on their right flank, and eventually Hippolyta on the left flank.

On Yu Jing's first turn, they advance carefully to the console and prone the Shang Ji hacker to use it.

Afterwards, Tai Sheng goes for the kill after Thrasymedes that perv ogles her during a wradrobe malfunction. She scores two crits with the Mk12, hitting each family jewel separately. Miraculously, the incoming rocket that was sent as return fire misses both Tai Sheng and the Shang Ji hacker.

Following this incident, the team moves to the second console on the middle of the bridge and manages to use it, having already determined the specific HVT needed.

Then came Hippolyta, who apparently took exception to Thrasymedes unborn children being eliminated, and proceeded to throw an eclipse grenade, combat jump and then dumpster the Zuyong fireteam. Meanwhile, the Probot did more sensible things, like use two of the consoles.

Being in a precarious state and with only two units left, the YJ commander decides to risk it by seeing if they can eliminate Hippolyta, as they cannot reasonably expect to dodge away from her given her reach. The hope is to gank her and then move on the HVT under the stairs to get *something* out of the match before it ends. It, however, ends in failure.

With no active Yu Jing combatants left, the Aleph team focuses on the objective. the Probot proceeds to hack the last console to mark the last HVT for ganking.

Finally, with all HVT's revealed and gankable, Hippolyta proceeds to do exactly that, walking up to each of them and lightly tapping them with her blade, letting them know to play dead during the exercise.

When Yu Jing's third turn comes up, they are in retreat and the match officially ends in an Aleph victory, even if a mutilated one due to Thrasymedes *decidedly* wounded pride and dangly bits.

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