Durgama Takeover

Yu Jing generals, this is Hsien Agent Yue Fei, speaking from XianDao on Concilium Prima. I haven't much time, but need to relate to you the story of a true hero of Yu Jing. Please pay careful attention to the following comlog recording:

"Room service!", Kanren Agent Wang called, doing his best to impersonate a female falsetto.

He fiddled with the controls on his holoprojector, checking that they were locked in. He'd hastily modified his holomask from a Zhanshi doctor's uniform to an approximation of the beach resort's maid, and hoped he hadn't left a plate of orange armor somewhere he couldn't see. At times like this, he envied the equipment given to Haqqislam's impersonators, and he knew the ability to generate three identical holographic hotel maids was unlikely to help him in the next few minutes.

"Room Service", he called again... fairly certain he couldn't be heard over the sound of a running shower and loud heavy metal music. A message flicked up on his contact lens.

"Proceed Agent Wang, I just unlocked the door for you". His tactical handler was clearing the way for him. He paused, sweat beading on his brow, knowing he risked facing a Hexahedron assassin and a Hospitaler Knight on the other side of the door, both of them capable of killing him in seconds.

He pushed the door, and looked in. The bedroom of the beach chalet was empty, with an unmade bed, clothes thrown around the floor and a very small bikini sitting on the back of a chair. The sounds of loud music and running water were coming through a bathroom door, closed but not locked. Next to the bed, a lamp, several empty glasses and a Heavy MULTI Pistol sat on the nightstand. He could see his objective.

He crept forward, as stealthily as he could, and cracked open the magazine of the pistol. Carefully, he eased out one of the Double Action rounds, and slid a replacement round in place. A round fitted with the smallest listening device that Yanjing Military Intelligence could fabricate. Luckily, this was all going to plan.

Then, as he tucked the spare round into his pocket, he fingers betrayed him. The large calibre round dropped, then landed with a barely audible thump on the bed.

The music stopped. Agent Wang froze, trying to suppress the trembling in his hand.

"Kyle, you idiot. Leave the music off and get in the shower. And take that bloody T-Shirt off, haven't you showered with a woman before?"

"But Lisette, this T-Shirt is from your favorite band. This is our song!"

Loud sounds of kissing and a splashing sound were followed by the slamming of a glass shower door. Agent Wang quickly picked the Double Action round off the bed, backed carefully out of the door, closing it behind him, and ran as fast as he could away from the chalet.

The listening device placed by Agent Wang brought us the critical intelligence proving Camiliard is a legitimate target for Yu Jing to seek redress for the Glottenburg incident. He helped prove, beyond a doubt, this selfish betrayal of humanity by Pan Oceania's Hexahedron and Military Orders. In turn, this information has been of huge importance cementing the legitimacy of the Durgama Defense Coalition. We owe him a huge debt.

We regret to inform you that Agent Wang selflessly gave his life for Yu Jing and the Durian Investigation Unit at Camiliard, where he was gravely injured by a Crozier's combi rifle whilst helping a Hac Tao to incapacitate a Montesa Knight and open the gates for our forces. In recognition of his service to the State Empire, I have authorized his cube for resurrection and recommended him for promotion within the Imperial Service.