Durgama Takeover

Infinity

Myrmidon Wars: Durgama! - Episode Nine: Ha ha Hassassins!

300 POINTS
ALEPH
Tactical Subroutine MM-3639-Beta
VS Haqqislam
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Opening Credits Fly Over Shot of Mt. Darpan

Ajax, Hector, Machaon and Acmon are hiking up a trail.
Machaon “This fresh mountain air is great for the humors.”
Acmon wheezes.
Acmon “That’s easy to say when you’re not carrying 80 pounds of ordinance.”
Ajax “I guess it must be the eighty-first point that makes my hammer so easy to swing then.”

Acmon “Yeah, that must be it.”
Some rubble shifts, and Yara Haddad emerges.
Yara “You interlopers dare approach the hidden secret lair of the old man of the mountain? No outsiders who know of its existence may live!”
Ajax “Who?”
Hector “Just as I suspected, the old man of the mountain is hiding out on a mountain. Steel Phalanx, mobilize!”
Yara screams a warcry, and a dozen voices from the hills join her.

A shakush emerges from the treeline, sending shards of splintered wood flying, and shoots the Phalanx's faithful zayin to pieces.

Yara leads team of Avicenna and a Lasiq to a fortified position.

Hector "Alright, myrmidon officer, go breach and clear that fortified position while we fearless heroes hang back to save the day after your team is inevitably slaughtered.
Hector looks around.
Hector "Wait, where is that myrmidon officer we always send to her death?"
Machaon "She already left without waiting to be told."
Hector "What!? She broke rank without being order too?"
Machaon "Relax, she just went up to secure the kill box like you were going to tell her too."
Hector "She foresaw my brilliant strategy? Impossible! I'm a tactical genius and she's just the hired help! There's no way she could have thought of doing the same thing I always tell her to do without being told to first."
Machaon "Well she did. Should we go shoot some bad guys?"
...
Hector "Yes."
Hector runs around the corner and shouts as his spews hot plasma at Yara. Yara ducks behind cover, but the wave of flames washes over her, roasting Avicenna next to her.
The Lasiq waiting above sneers and takes aim at Hector, but Officer Jobber emerges behind her and punts her over the edge.
Jobber "Have a nice trip, see you next fall!"

Yara sneers and pops out of cover to return fire at Hector. His sustained stream of concentrated star-stuff vaporizes her instantly.
Hector "A lesser man might feel bad about using incomprehensible voodootech against guerrillas hiding out in caves, but fortunately my specially designed lhost is psychologically incapable of doubting or questioning the righteousness of our cause!"
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Cut to a myrmidon whipping the blood from his sword on a muttawi'ah's body.
The room shakes. The myrmidons glance around at each other.
It shakes again and they get into position.
The shakush walks in. The myrmidons fall upon it with practiced coordination, leaping over the gout of flame that sprays from its gun.
The TAG spins and slashes at them, but like a pack of wolves they strike it always from behind, and the machine falls to its knees.

Seeing how hopelessly outmatched they are, the remaining hassassins panic and break.

The closing credits roll over them fleeing into the wilderness.

Final Score:
Steel Phalanx 10 Hassassin Bahram 0

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