Durgama Takeover

EXCERPT OF TRANSCRIPT FROM PRE-BATTLE RECORDING
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AJAX: Looks like those Haqqislam fellas over there. Hey, what language do they speak in Haqqislam?
EUDOROS: I think it's Space Arabic. Kass, you speak other languages right? Tell them to back off. They have no business on our turf.
ADJUTANT KASANDORA: Arabic?! It's all Greek to me.
*everybody laughs*

END OF EXCERPT

Haqqislamite units identified as Ramah Taskforce. Warning disregarded. Upon concluding that conflict was unavoidable, Steel Phalanx units took the initiative to prevent Haqqislam force from gaining access to critical location

EUDOROS: Why are they saying I hit Yara Haddad? I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not...oh hi Haqq!

(It is unknown why Eudoros said that. Perhaps it's simply because he had entered The Room)

EUDOROS: We have The Room. Myrmidons, send them to Hades!
MYRMIDONS: *in unison* RE-MOVE KE-BAB!

ADJUTANT KASANDORA: All targets eliminated.
EUDOROS: Finally. Now why does my gun smoke smell different than usual?
ADJUTANT KASANDORA: It might be because you used a little too much Greece.
*drum sting, laughter*